Earthquake Warning!
Submitted by basically everyone
Our thoughts and prayers are with Optimus Prime, Bulkhead, Arcee and the rest of the Autobots.
Critics Corner
"IT MAAAY DESTROOY LOTS OF ASS COUGH* COUGH*"
-ram98872
"This kid has a future in Cattle Auctions!"
-kukenango]
"You know how sometimes, SOMETIMES you bring your total A-Game when you're with a woman? You absolute best. She's moaning, her thighs clamp to your sides and her back arches with every orgasm. Your back has claw marks in it and her eyes glaze over and roll back
Well, the West Coast is getting closer and closer to the Mother Earth version of that. Somewhere, there's some forces at work that will savagely love her until a tectonic orgasm strikes downtown LA with a power unique to a woman's climax."
-Kriegsarschmann
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Minor Inaccuracies in the Animated Historical Segments of Cosmos
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
Let's Play CARTOONS #11
Funny little conversations about bad video games set to animation? Yeah.
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About This Column
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!
Previous Articles
- I jerked off my dad!
- *splap*!
- This is BIRDEEEEEEEEEMIC!
- Fucking AwfulVision! (How does it work??)
- You fudge with me, you fudge with the best!
