Fashion is for suckers, there's way more interesting stuff to talk about. Like, say, crossdressing and obesity.
Say it, girlfriend.
"jonas" is some kind of computer journalist. Unforunately, I think the one thing that isn't fair and balanced is his diet.
All right, go to your room.
I have to wonder how many times "Jay" angrily adjusted his bra while typing this.
Oh you're getting married, are you? We'll see what the Internet has to say about that, young lady!
Craftmatic adjustable beds aren't built to handle that.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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