Submitted by Chris J.
Titties are fuckin AWESOME. Holla.
I guess that about does it for another swell week of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted a video, and I hope you all enjoy the anthrax I mailed you!
If you'd like to join in on the fun, go somewhere else because fun hasn't resided here in years! However, if you'd like to contribute to my miserable little article, you can submit a video here! Or go fuck yourself! Whichever you prefer! Thanks in Gameboy Advance!
See you jerks next time!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!