Jessica lived life on the edge every day, and her wild passion for adventure could not be contained to a single parking lot.
The next morning, not even class could separate the love of a SA forum goon and his (inflatable) girl.
Watch out Snape, there's a new teacher in town!
As our time with Jessica draws to an end, we can catch a glimpse of her gluttonous side at lunchtime. That girl loves mozzarella sticks!
That does it for yet another Comedy Goldmine. I want to thank doctor thodt for showing us his incredible experiences with his significant other, and all I can hope is that one day we all find our own Jessicas. Until next time, take care of each other, and remember to keep all sex dolls away from open flames.
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.