Jessica lived life on the edge every day, and her wild passion for adventure could not be contained to a single parking lot.

The next morning, not even class could separate the love of a SA forum goon and his (inflatable) girl.

Watch out Snape, there's a new teacher in town!

As our time with Jessica draws to an end, we can catch a glimpse of her gluttonous side at lunchtime. That girl loves mozzarella sticks!

That does it for yet another Comedy Goldmine. I want to thank doctor thodt for showing us his incredible experiences with his significant other, and all I can hope is that one day we all find our own Jessicas. Until next time, take care of each other, and remember to keep all sex dolls away from open flames.

– Craig "Russ" Russell

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