Jessica lived life on the edge every day, and her wild passion for adventure could not be contained to a single parking lot.
The next morning, not even class could separate the love of a SA forum goon and his (inflatable) girl.
Watch out Snape, there's a new teacher in town!
As our time with Jessica draws to an end, we can catch a glimpse of her gluttonous side at lunchtime. That girl loves mozzarella sticks!
That does it for yet another Comedy Goldmine. I want to thank doctor thodt for showing us his incredible experiences with his significant other, and all I can hope is that one day we all find our own Jessicas. Until next time, take care of each other, and remember to keep all sex dolls away from open flames.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.