Clearly the first thoughts that run through the mind of anyone who obtains an inflatable sexdoll are "I'm bringing her to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter". Click the image to see some saucy rubber nipple action.
Even sex toys can't get enough of the Something Awful forums!
But nothing on the internet could prepare Jessica for the dangers of life in the real world, and it wasn't long before her provocative dress sense drew some unwanted attention.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.