Clearly the first thoughts that run through the mind of anyone who obtains an inflatable sexdoll are "I'm bringing her to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter". Click the image to see some saucy rubber nipple action.
Even sex toys can't get enough of the Something Awful forums!
But nothing on the internet could prepare Jessica for the dangers of life in the real world, and it wasn't long before her provocative dress sense drew some unwanted attention.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.