Clearly the first thoughts that run through the mind of anyone who obtains an inflatable sexdoll are "I'm bringing her to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter". Click the image to see some saucy rubber nipple action.
Even sex toys can't get enough of the Something Awful forums!
But nothing on the internet could prepare Jessica for the dangers of life in the real world, and it wasn't long before her provocative dress sense drew some unwanted attention.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.