Clearly the first thoughts that run through the mind of anyone who obtains an inflatable sexdoll are "I'm bringing her to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter". Click the image to see some saucy rubber nipple action.
Even sex toys can't get enough of the Something Awful forums!
But nothing on the internet could prepare Jessica for the dangers of life in the real world, and it wasn't long before her provocative dress sense drew some unwanted attention.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.