"We Have Pansies". They were honestly just begging for it.

There's not much to do where I live.


I've always been particularly tickled by this retooling of the No Smoking sign in the Vassar College math department.

It's not a photo, but it is an accurate rendition.

hooker butcher

This is the best I have done. It originally said some message about Thanksgiving break, but don't remember the exact words.

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