Thanks to Jedit for the contest concept, and to the judges (including all you intro-reading judges!), and to the Debate and Discussion Goons who contributed! I can't wait to see these cartoons get passed around the Internet indiscriminately until they're posted on Facebook with unironic outrage!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.