Genetic Waste

Q: Google, I'm bored. I didn't believe this day would come, but I actually dont feel like doing anything.

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Q: Well, it's a bit late for a New Year's party, isn't it?

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Q: Wolf pack and a full moon? I'm okay with this ... but how does that make me not bored?

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Q: I dont like you anymore, Google.

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Q: An obvious attempt to keep me interested, but ok, im listening ...

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