Q: Google, I'm bored. I didn't believe this day would come, but I actually dont feel like doing anything.
Q: Well, it's a bit late for a New Year's party, isn't it?
Q: Wolf pack and a full moon? I'm okay with this ... but how does that make me not bored?
Q: I dont like you anymore, Google.
Q: An obvious attempt to keep me interested, but ok, im listening ...
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The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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