Q: Google, I'm bored. I didn't believe this day would come, but I actually dont feel like doing anything.
Q: Well, it's a bit late for a New Year's party, isn't it?
Q: Wolf pack and a full moon? I'm okay with this ... but how does that make me not bored?
Q: I dont like you anymore, Google.
Q: An obvious attempt to keep me interested, but ok, im listening ...
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.