Q: Google, I'm bored. I didn't believe this day would come, but I actually dont feel like doing anything.
Q: Well, it's a bit late for a New Year's party, isn't it?
Q: Wolf pack and a full moon? I'm okay with this ... but how does that make me not bored?
Q: I dont like you anymore, Google.
Q: An obvious attempt to keep me interested, but ok, im listening ...
"My Dance of Healing will mend your wounds. It takes two days, though."
It is standard procedure for the White House to have a synthetic. But it sometimes malfunctions...
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.