Q: I'm pathetically lonely, horny, and can't stop creeping around on dating websites. Help?
Q: I sit in the basement and eat junk food all day. Help!
Q: Do I waste too much time on the forums?
Q: The Internet has destroyed my faith in humanity. What can I do about this?
Q: C'mon Google, these were very profound and philosophical questions and those were your answers?
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
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