Q: I'm pathetically lonely, horny, and can't stop creeping around on dating websites. Help?
Q: I sit in the basement and eat junk food all day. Help!
Q: Do I waste too much time on the forums?
Q: The Internet has destroyed my faith in humanity. What can I do about this?
Q: C'mon Google, these were very profound and philosophical questions and those were your answers?
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.