Q: I'm pathetically lonely, horny, and can't stop creeping around on dating websites. Help?
Q: I sit in the basement and eat junk food all day. Help!
Q: Do I waste too much time on the forums?
Q: The Internet has destroyed my faith in humanity. What can I do about this?
Q: C'mon Google, these were very profound and philosophical questions and those were your answers?
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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