Q: I'm shy, how do I start a conversation with someone?
Q: How can I go biking when I don't have a bicycle?
Q: How does staying inside playing a game help me start a conversation?
Q: I don't know what I want to do with my life. Is it worth sticking out the rest of college just to find out that my degree is worthless and I'll be stuck working retail until I die prematurely?
Q: Is ... is that an Edgar Allan Poe pillow?
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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