Q: I'm shy, how do I start a conversation with someone?
Q: How can I go biking when I don't have a bicycle?
Q: How does staying inside playing a game help me start a conversation?
Q: I don't know what I want to do with my life. Is it worth sticking out the rest of college just to find out that my degree is worthless and I'll be stuck working retail until I die prematurely?
Q: Is ... is that an Edgar Allan Poe pillow?
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.