RubySprinkles

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Q: How does staying inside playing a game help me start a conversation?

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FrancisYorkPatty

Q: I don't know what I want to do with my life. Is it worth sticking out the rest of college just to find out that my degree is worthless and I'll be stuck working retail until I die prematurely?

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Q: Is ... is that an Edgar Allan Poe pillow?

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