Q: I'm shy, how do I start a conversation with someone?
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Q: How does staying inside playing a game help me start a conversation?
Q: I don't know what I want to do with my life. Is it worth sticking out the rest of college just to find out that my degree is worthless and I'll be stuck working retail until I die prematurely?
Q: Is ... is that an Edgar Allan Poe pillow?
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.