Comedy Goldmine often finds humor in dark material, such as awful weddings, embarrassing injuries, human oddities, and workplace jerks. And that's fine. It's certainly fair to mock mankind's foibles and follies, especially because most people are idiots. But every once in a while, we like to spotlight a different kind of theme, something that's adorable and makes people smile instead of cringing or saying "that's me, oh my god, my life." This time, the heartwarming, non-judgmental thread in question is called ... "You Look Like An Idiot." It's kind of like the old "wake up your cat"/"dress up your cat" exercises, but with a broader range of animals and situations. Thanks to Pet Island for sharing these pics, and thank you, Internet, for not affixing stupid captions to any of them.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.