Fairly uncomplicated one this week - it's bad places to be in an action movie. For those of you too young to remember, "action movies" were what movies with punching and gunfights were called before the invention of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (or MCU). For the rest, enjoy!
- Driving a tanker truck full of gasoline
- A normal commuter on a busy highway
- Dining in near the front windows of a fancy restaurant
- Peeing outdoors
- Attending a launch party for a new product that will change the world
Smoking near some red barrels.
pushing your wheelbarrow of precious oranges to the market
being a high school bully and you hear one of the freshmen has some random, jacked dude that moved into their house
In an abandoned warehouse/crackhouse apartment with 3 of your fellow friends.
in a fancy convertible with vanity plates, wearing snazzy clothes and talking loudly on a 90's cellphone
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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