Thanks to Polo-Rican for starting the then-topical theme, and to the SA Forum Goons for filling the empty seat! Sorry that this ran a week later than it otherwise would have; "don't go out of town, something stupid might happen" is usually a poor approach to vacation-planning, but it was Republican Convention week, so no excuses.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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