Thanks to Polo-Rican for starting the then-topical theme, and to the SA Forum Goons for filling the empty seat! Sorry that this ran a week later than it otherwise would have; "don't go out of town, something stupid might happen" is usually a poor approach to vacation-planning, but it was Republican Convention week, so no excuses.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
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