Thanks to Polo-Rican for starting the then-topical theme, and to the SA Forum Goons for filling the empty seat! Sorry that this ran a week later than it otherwise would have; "don't go out of town, something stupid might happen" is usually a poor approach to vacation-planning, but it was Republican Convention week, so no excuses.
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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