hey sexy i know ive hinted at this before but would it turn you on if i got a tattoo that said "PUSSYCLOSE" in cg [century gothic] near my vag or ass? it would be there and hot all the time, even when i'm way too busy to even think about sex at all. that also means that you could always be thinking about it
waited all day w my nokia in my nookie for ur sxts to give my gunk a buzz. hun what gives?? no vj vibes + now theres girl sugar gumming up the mini usb :c
meant 2 say "pussy" earlier not "rango" but if u got tix i can leave early for that too
check your ipod hun there should be a new podcast on there. it's all the sounds my puss ywas making for 1.5 hours. should put u in the mood hehe.. if so i should be able to get ep 2 out by sunday
thinking about you doing a sex with my reproductive organs. mmm i got goosebumps
Sweet Blameless Child
shaved and scouring myself head to toe w/ clorox for u, human bodies are disgusting
BITCH I SELL CAINE
my pussy is so arid
2nite your email address becomes thaPussyDresden69 @ verizon.net
im trying to work at my work but im totally preoccupied with how many hot peppers are in my puss. it's only one half but it really really hurts
meat me in the sewer. gonna shred your bo staff like a radical rat. put your hero in my half shell and fill myself with radioactive ooze. come get a pizza this cowabunghole turtle power
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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