Happy 16th... Alcohol poisoning!
Hot Sauce Batman
Vodka alone, video games
Flavored Schnapps shouldn't exist.
Professed love to waitress
Slapped repeatedly for minutes.
History of Estonia. Loudly.
"Get off the stage!"
This usually never happens.
That snow looks comfy.
Thanks, SA Forum drunks!
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.