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Happy 16th... Alcohol poisoning!

Hot Sauce Batman

Vodka alone, video games

genesplicer

Flavored Schnapps shouldn't exist.

Error 404

Professed love to waitress

Law

Slapped repeatedly for minutes.

Vigilante Banana

History of Estonia. Loudly.

Umbilical Lotus

"Get off the stage!"

Jesus Christ

This usually never happens.

redshirt

That snow looks comfy.

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