Happy 16th... Alcohol poisoning!
Hot Sauce Batman
Vodka alone, video games
Flavored Schnapps shouldn't exist.
Professed love to waitress
Slapped repeatedly for minutes.
History of Estonia. Loudly.
"Get off the stage!"
This usually never happens.
That snow looks comfy.
Thanks, SA Forum drunks!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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