Excavation

Made out with scarecrow

Ace of Space

Urinated everywhere, for revenge.

Shasta Orange Soda

What gets out urine?

Dr_Strangelove

Rented The Rug Doctor.

Very Nice Eraser

Let's bare knuckle box!

Cream-of-Plenty

"Apocalypse Now" meets "Gattaca"

Spiderjelly

Hello Sun, bile, ants.

The Worst Unicorn

Margarita memories, picante regrets.

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.

  • BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

    BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

    Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.