If you have never before seen Lord Dangleberry's drawing of a Pastapotomus then today your life is changed forever my friend.
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat dedicates his title match at Wrestlemania to Mackay and his Pupcake.
When a Mexican soccer play-by-play guy was asked his opinion of Meglar's Aspara-goose and Koala Pear, he screamed about how great they were for 20 minutes.
NonSequar and this The Red Velvet Ibis were the original choices to play Ross and Rachel in Friends.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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