The ancient Greeks believed that looking at Robzilla's drawing of a Rare Rainbow Sprinkled Dodo-nut was the cure for back spasms.


Sometimes when I'm feeling down I think of Sivias and his Aligatorade, and soon I feel like a brand new person.


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