zee is zae sacrificed personal hygiene in order to create these images of some Hen-tos and an O-pie-ssum.
And that brings this week's Comedy Goldmine to an end. All that's left for me to do is pass on my usual words of appreciation to the guys 'n' gals who went out of their way to bring you some crazy amalgamations of foods and animals. Next week on the Comedy Goldmine I will be interviewing dogs. How do they feel they are being treated in the modern world? Do they support war on Iraq? What are their thoughts on gas prices? I hope you'll come back in 7 days and find out for yourself!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.