There's a deleted scene in Kill Bill where The Bride kills Sushi Racer for drawing an En-Chihuahua Plate so perfect it brought her to tears.
If I ruled the world I would make TheSexecutioner's Doenut the national badge of Switzerland.
Tortoiseburger's name alone sounds like a good contribution, but he shocked you all by going in a different direction and bringing us a Brisketerpillar.
I went into my local Chinese restaurant and asked for a TV Dinnaardvark as illustrated here by VultureKing. They looked at me oddly for a couple of minutes then told me never to return.
It's a jungle out there if you're a Lasagnutan like our buddy wombletrap.
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
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