There's a deleted scene in Kill Bill where The Bride kills Sushi Racer for drawing an En-Chihuahua Plate so perfect it brought her to tears.

If I ruled the world I would make TheSexecutioner's Doenut the national badge of Switzerland.

Tortoiseburger's name alone sounds like a good contribution, but he shocked you all by going in a different direction and bringing us a Brisketerpillar.

I went into my local Chinese restaurant and asked for a TV Dinnaardvark as illustrated here by VultureKing. They looked at me oddly for a couple of minutes then told me never to return.

It's a jungle out there if you're a Lasagnutan like our buddy wombletrap.

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