In our ongoing effort to leave no stone un-Photoshopped, we now bring you some shocking images of pictograms in peril. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons help you understand the complex science behind exiting a bus in an emergency situation. Take notes, because this just might save your life.

Perhaps this unblemished image posted by young up-and-comer Blood fart might give you some intimate knowledge of what we are working with here???

Through the mere act of authoring this image, Blood fart gave rise to this week's theme!

Jerk_Van_Gay lays out his plan for a perfect afternoon.

I guess the warning signs were always there. We should have seen this Brickwalker image coming.

It is hard to imagine someone named Blood fart would not be a nurturing parent.

Sharik is dedicating this picture to the ladies.

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