When RoryBlank posted this provocative image, he hoped to incite a good old-fashioned GIF shootout between hamburgers and frankfurters. Instead, the SA Forum Goons mostly chose to reminisce about Burgin' and that one time they ate a food. During the 48 pages that followed, two things became clear: 1) burgers easily prevail over all bar-food contenders, and 2) people really love discussing burgers. So here are some burger-related GIFs for you to trot out during the next burger conversation you'll inevitably encounter on the Internet. "Just a little something I found on Something Awful," you can say humbly to fill the ensuing awestruck silence.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.