BONUS ROUND: SA members made these videos for earlier takes on this theme; current Goons linked the clips but didn't claim them as their own, so credit remains a mystery! If you made one/several of these long ago and you'd like to see your screen name on the front page one last time, let me know! Then come back to the Forums, they're fun!
Thanks to PowerStreak for reviving this theme, and to all the Forum Goons past and present who participated!
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.