I HATE YOU PAGE 47

Yeah. Right. I bet your mom is real proud you're screwing a lamp, kid.

The aliens have failed. Nobody in thier right minds would mistake these creatures for real humans. Back to the drawing board. While you're at it, be sure to incinerate these two failures.

"Request"? I request for you to clean my damn gutters and then get the hell out of my yard and away from my bushes.

Hey pal, just because it fell out of a cow's ass doesn't mean it's meat. Feel free to eat it anyway.

Crazy Charlie: "Hey Eddie, has the party started yet?"

Wacky Eddie: "Yes it has! IN MY PANTS!"

Aaron Patterson gets really excited at the prospect of cupcakes. I mean REALLY excited.