"'Tis the Moor, I know him by his trumpet!" ~ Jenna Haze
"Today I didn't even have to use my AK, I got to say it was a good day" ~ Jesus of Nazareth
"I came here to do two things; kick ass and drink beer. Looks like we're all out of beer" ~ Gandhi
"Arec Bawin" ~ Kim Jong Il
"It's all about me." ~ Benjamin Franklin
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.