"'Tis the Moor, I know him by his trumpet!" ~ Jenna Haze
"Today I didn't even have to use my AK, I got to say it was a good day" ~ Jesus of Nazareth
"I came here to do two things; kick ass and drink beer. Looks like we're all out of beer" ~ Gandhi
"Arec Bawin" ~ Kim Jong Il
"It's all about me." ~ Benjamin Franklin
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.