reflir
"'Tis the Moor, I know him by his trumpet!" ~ Jenna Haze


hellbastard

 "Luke, I am your Father" ~ Jesus of Nazareth

Mr Viper
"Today I didn't even have to use my AK, I got to say it was a good day" ~ Jesus of Nazareth


Sultry Fungus
"I came here to do two things; kick ass and drink beer. Looks like we're all out of beer" ~ Gandhi


Frostie
"Arec Bawin" ~ Kim Jong Il


bruno jarbridge
"It's all about me." ~ Benjamin Franklin

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