"'Tis the Moor, I know him by his trumpet!" ~ Jenna Haze
"Today I didn't even have to use my AK, I got to say it was a good day" ~ Jesus of Nazareth
"I came here to do two things; kick ass and drink beer. Looks like we're all out of beer" ~ Gandhi
"Arec Bawin" ~ Kim Jong Il
"It's all about me." ~ Benjamin Franklin
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sworn to personally investigate the murder of opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. In fact, Putin plans to use his expertise to solve most major crimes.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.