"If the bees disappeared, humanity would collapse in 5 years." ~ Albert Einstein
"Don't you have a slanket to fill with your farts?" ~ James Joyce
"What? I'm eating a hot dog. What's wrong with you?" ~ Sigmund Freud
"I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!" ~ George W Bush
"Today, I was thinking..." ~ George W. Bush
"Yes, but I feel..." ~ Dick Cheney
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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