"If the bees disappeared, humanity would collapse in 5 years." ~ Albert Einstein
"Don't you have a slanket to fill with your farts?" ~ James Joyce
"What? I'm eating a hot dog. What's wrong with you?" ~ Sigmund Freud
"I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!" ~ George W Bush
"Today, I was thinking..." ~ George W. Bush
"Yes, but I feel..." ~ Dick Cheney
We clear up the BREXIT for confused Americans wondering why the global economy is collapsing this time.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.