Fnoigy
"If the bees disappeared, humanity would collapse in 5 years." ~ Albert Einstein


reflir
"Don't you have a slanket to fill with your farts?" ~ James Joyce


An observer
"What? I'm eating a hot dog. What's wrong with you?" ~ Sigmund Freud


clredwolf
"I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!" ~ George W Bush

Raere
"Today, I was thinking..." ~ George W. Bush


Ignitus

"Yes, but I feel..." ~ Dick Cheney

  
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