"If the bees disappeared, humanity would collapse in 5 years." ~ Albert Einstein
"Don't you have a slanket to fill with your farts?" ~ James Joyce
"What? I'm eating a hot dog. What's wrong with you?" ~ Sigmund Freud
"I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!" ~ George W Bush
"Today, I was thinking..." ~ George W. Bush
"Yes, but I feel..." ~ Dick Cheney
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
Why do I keep doing this to myself? The manager's been following me around since the moment I set hoof in this place.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.