"Ha ha ha ha ha hahaha, fuck you - wicked clowns." ~ Mother Teresa
"No, don't worry about it, this is a church it doesn't cost anything." ~ The Church of Scientology
D is That Guy
"I think, therefore I am." ~ Terri Schiavo
"I'm going to fucking kill Google." ~ Michael "Michael Phelps" Phelps
"That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!" ~ Che Guevara
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.