"Ha ha ha ha ha hahaha, fuck you - wicked clowns." ~ Mother Teresa
"No, don't worry about it, this is a church it doesn't cost anything." ~ The Church of Scientology
D is That Guy
"I think, therefore I am." ~ Terri Schiavo
"I'm going to fucking kill Google." ~ Michael "Michael Phelps" Phelps
"That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!" ~ Che Guevara
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.