ghostpower
"Ha ha ha ha ha hahaha, fuck you - wicked clowns." ~ Mother Teresa


Frostie
"No, don't worry about it, this is a church it doesn't cost anything." ~ The Church of Scientology


D is That Guy
"I think, therefore I am." ~ Terri Schiavo


Bertrand Hustle
"I'm going to fucking kill Google." ~ Michael "Michael Phelps" Phelps


Cronodoculous
"That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!" ~ Che Guevara

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