"Ha ha ha ha ha hahaha, fuck you - wicked clowns." ~ Mother Teresa
"No, don't worry about it, this is a church it doesn't cost anything." ~ The Church of Scientology
D is That Guy
"I think, therefore I am." ~ Terri Schiavo
"I'm going to fucking kill Google." ~ Michael "Michael Phelps" Phelps
"That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!" ~ Che Guevara
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.