"Fuck ya'll niggaz" ~ Barack Obama

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"God is dead and we have killed him." ~ Walt Disney

"Invention is 10% innovation, 90% perspiration" ~ Tesla

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"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" ~ Osama bin Laden

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