"Fuck ya'll niggaz" ~ Barack Obama
"God is dead and we have killed him." ~ Walt Disney
"Invention is 10% innovation, 90% perspiration" ~ Tesla
"It's better to burn out than to fade away." ~ Thích Qu£ng éc
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" ~ Osama bin Laden
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.