"Fuck ya'll niggaz" ~ Barack Obama
"God is dead and we have killed him." ~ Walt Disney
"Invention is 10% innovation, 90% perspiration" ~ Tesla
"It's better to burn out than to fade away." ~ Thích Qu£ng éc
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" ~ Osama bin Laden
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.