Antagonist shows what really offed Oswald; something far more deadly than any handgun.
Cinders knows that JFK lived life one quarter of a mile at a time. Until he was shot, that is.
Dorquemada displays Oswalds impressive sniping skills. Why didn't the CIA recognize this beforehand?
Dorquemada prefers to keep his sticky fingers out of a potentially dangerous situation.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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