Antagonist shows what really offed Oswald; something far more deadly than any handgun.
Cinders knows that JFK lived life one quarter of a mile at a time. Until he was shot, that is.
Dorquemada displays Oswalds impressive sniping skills. Why didn't the CIA recognize this beforehand?
Dorquemada prefers to keep his sticky fingers out of a potentially dangerous situation.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.