Antagonist shows what really offed Oswald; something far more deadly than any handgun.
Cinders knows that JFK lived life one quarter of a mile at a time. Until he was shot, that is.
Dorquemada displays Oswalds impressive sniping skills. Why didn't the CIA recognize this beforehand?
Dorquemada prefers to keep his sticky fingers out of a potentially dangerous situation.
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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