PurdWerfect additionally proves that Lee Harvey Oswald was obviously framed, as he clearly had a heart of gold.
RealTimePicnic confuses us by showing how well protected and secure the scene of the crime was. Guess they should've upgraded.
Samadhi has been playing Counter-Strike a bit too long.
SilkSvelte reveals that JFK was actually shot for his fly ride!
Unbelievably Fat Man commands "RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!"
Unbelievably Fat Man additionally demonstrates why Adult Swim is the popular show it is today... although there will be hell to pay if Captain Murphy gets it!
Unbelievably Fat Man admits he has WAY too much time by placing the Kennedys in the protective custody of the world's safest vehicle: the BatCar!
Vitriol pulls off a successful inside joke. If you don't get it, you haven't been reading the forums long enough, bubba!
Well that rounds up today's exciting installment of the Tuesday Goldmine! Be sure to check by next week when we unravel the mysterious behind gold and the mines from which they came from! Excitement abounds!
At what point does your ruthless gnawing count as self-cannibalism?
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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