Professor K refuses to wear pants on weekdays which makes it difficult for him to find employment outside of being a TV news anchor.
It wouldn't be a Comedy Goldmine without a zee is zae MS Paint.
Isometric Bacon just went 'hog wild' in the creation of this image!!
Don't get me wrong, I like Mystery Steve, but I kinda prefer his brother History Steve. Now that guy knows how to party!
Action Andy is a really nice guy...Just ask his probation officer!! (credit: My First Big Joke Book, 1982, Random House, ISB code: 0391447312)
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.