Professor K refuses to wear pants on weekdays which makes it difficult for him to find employment outside of being a TV news anchor.

It wouldn't be a Comedy Goldmine without a zee is zae MS Paint.

Isometric Bacon just went 'hog wild' in the creation of this image!!

Don't get me wrong, I like Mystery Steve, but I kinda prefer his brother History Steve. Now that guy knows how to party!

Action Andy is a really nice guy...Just ask his probation officer!! (credit: My First Big Joke Book, 1982, Random House, ISB code: 0391447312)

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