> Turn gun on cameraman and coerce him into joining your pirate/search crew, add CNN's motor to your boat
Suicide Sam E.
> Call him a news company stooge like Bill Murray did to the bond company stooge in The Life Aquatic.
Paper With Lines
> ask the hopefully gay camera man about his hopes and dreams.
> force the cameraman to drink seawater as part of his pirate initiation
> Call the captain on the radio and ask if he's watching CNN.
Toad on a Hat
> Drive over to the big boat and attempt to take it over Somali pirate style
Hitlers Gay Secret
> Reply "Well the shit's about to hit the fan." Then shit onto the boat motor.
> remind the captain that your still filming this all live and everyone watching heard his weird confession
> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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