MH370.exe

THS

> do we still have control of the underwater drone? check what the drone is doing

Stoat

> Actually start looking for the missing airplane but in a really ironic way

Atma

Feranon

> detain the strange fish for questioning re: the whereabouts of MH370

Suicide Sam E.

> Follow fish with drone. The fish is probably on its way to eat jet passenger corpses

Dreggon

> Christen the fish "MH370" then radio in that you've found it

Atma

The Bananana

> Aim gun at Wolf and Co. and ask them to join your Pirate Crew. Death is the only alternative.

Incredulous Dylan

> slowly convert him to the pirate's life after weeks of struggle and then triumph

ChuckHead

> Inform Wolf of your sexuality while repeatedly calling him Anderson Cooper.

Wingless

> Tell him you will show him MH370, then show him the fish on the drone camera

Atma

cock hero flux

> shoot wolf, take the microphone, start reporting in an exaggerated style mocking him

Drum

> Feed Wolf Blitzer into one of the outboard motors feet first. Insist he report on his own death.

Atma

Fister Roboto

> find cure for lady gaga's cat's leukemia