THS
> do we still have control of the underwater drone? check what the drone is doing
Stoat
> Actually start looking for the missing airplane but in a really ironic way
Atma
Feranon
> detain the strange fish for questioning re: the whereabouts of MH370
Suicide Sam E.
> Follow fish with drone. The fish is probably on its way to eat jet passenger corpses
Dreggon
> Christen the fish "MH370" then radio in that you've found it
Atma
The Bananana
> Aim gun at Wolf and Co. and ask them to join your Pirate Crew. Death is the only alternative.
ChuckHeadIncredulous Dylan
> slowly convert him to the pirate's life after weeks of struggle and then triumph
> Inform Wolf of your sexuality while repeatedly calling him Anderson Cooper.
Wingless
> Tell him you will show him MH370, then show him the fish on the drone camera
Atma
cock hero flux
> shoot wolf, take the microphone, start reporting in an exaggerated style mocking him
Drum
> Feed Wolf Blitzer into one of the outboard motors feet first. Insist he report on his own death.
Atma
Fister Roboto
> find cure for lady gaga's cat's leukemia
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