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It's Thursday on a Tuesday.


Tulip Candy still believes that Ron Paul can do it.


I'm going to have to call into question the authenticity of this Twister game from Unconventional Oven. Quite clearly, the regulation green dots are missing from this pathetic joke of a mat.


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