Thanks to Jimmy Whispers for this creature, and thanks also to my crippling social paranoia for keeping me indoors, giving me time to write these captions.


kayakyakr managed to turn "Spore" into "Flight Sim". Maybe next he can turn "Metal Gear Solid 4" into "coherent".


This recreation of the Cloverfield monster by Kifisonfire was originally going to be a huge lion, but rumors of Voltron were dismissed at an early stage.


Only KracKiwi could be responsible for making both a chocobo and a Yoshi, the cutest video game creatures since the pink haired 12 year old anime girl with the huge rack.



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