Macaluso made me a beautiful snowman. Like my dad. Before he left. Forever...
mdivi created a race of creatures whose only purpose is to mow lawns. Hey, don't we already have the Mexicans to do that? Haha, only joking! Some Mexicans are carpenters too.
Make no bones about it; I love this contribution from monkey!!
On the theme of monkeys (and terrible puns), this effort from MrSamurai is really a-peel-ing!!
nerdz wants you to walk with his Egyptians.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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