Macaluso made me a beautiful snowman. Like my dad. Before he left. Forever...
mdivi created a race of creatures whose only purpose is to mow lawns. Hey, don't we already have the Mexicans to do that? Haha, only joking! Some Mexicans are carpenters too.
Make no bones about it; I love this contribution from monkey!!
On the theme of monkeys (and terrible puns), this effort from MrSamurai is really a-peel-ing!!
nerdz wants you to walk with his Egyptians.
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