This effort from GlassEye-Boy is one "Bush" who won't cause global hatred of a political superpower by abysmal mismanagement of a fragile economy!


My grandma has a plant just like the one featured in this contribution from Halo_BLEW!


Helter Skelter created a plant so scary that M. Night Shyamalan saw it and said "Damn that's good" then had a brainwave and now we all live in a world with The Happening so fuck you buddy.


iopred is waving his big purple tentacle around and no one is going to stop him!


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