Who needs knowledge, anyway? I'll just drink bleach all day.
"motorhappy" should take his own advice:
"rolorob" finally figured it out.
"scrutinizer" explains another great mystery of life. There goes my theory about the Smelly Finger Elves.
"spacebadger" provides this handy tip:
Thanks for the clever pun, "spacebadger!"
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.