Who needs knowledge, anyway? I'll just drink bleach all day.
"motorhappy" should take his own advice:
"rolorob" finally figured it out.
"scrutinizer" explains another great mystery of life. There goes my theory about the Smelly Finger Elves.
"spacebadger" provides this handy tip:
Thanks for the clever pun, "spacebadger!"
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Harry Potter and friends are returning in a new trilogy of films. Get your wizard hats ready and find out who will be back and which fan favorites may be introduced to the screen.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.