Who needs knowledge, anyway? I'll just drink bleach all day.

"motorhappy" should take his own advice:

"rolorob" finally figured it out.

"scrutinizer" explains another great mystery of life. There goes my theory about the Smelly Finger Elves.

"spacebadger" provides this handy tip:

Thanks for the clever pun, "spacebadger!"

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