Who needs knowledge, anyway? I'll just drink bleach all day.
"motorhappy" should take his own advice:
"rolorob" finally figured it out.
"scrutinizer" explains another great mystery of life. There goes my theory about the Smelly Finger Elves.
"spacebadger" provides this handy tip:
Thanks for the clever pun, "spacebadger!"
This is not my jury summons!
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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