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Penny Hell posted:

you know that scene from "return of the jedi" where luke is pushed off the skiff into the sarlaac and he grabs the end of the plank and flips back up so he can save the day?

i thought i'd look really cool if i tried that on the edge of the pool at my day camp.

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