It's no laughing matter for cerberous's Woody the Woodpecker.

We can't expect Jack to sit around and wait for it to be legalized, can we motherfish?

Well, it used to be a secret to everybody, ante.

Grimfate's Sam better hope Dr. Seuss is a real doctor.

Dynasty Penguin's Papa Smurf did what any rational Smurf would.

Like his pokéballs would ever have made it through Customs, nyratk1.

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