It's no laughing matter for cerberous's Woody the Woodpecker.
We can't expect Jack to sit around and wait for it to be legalized, can we motherfish?
Well, it used to be a secret to everybody, ante.
Grimfate's Sam better hope Dr. Seuss is a real doctor.
Dynasty Penguin's Papa Smurf did what any rational Smurf would.
Like his pokéballs would ever have made it through Customs, nyratk1.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.