It's no laughing matter for cerberous's Woody the Woodpecker.
We can't expect Jack to sit around and wait for it to be legalized, can we motherfish?
Well, it used to be a secret to everybody, ante.
Grimfate's Sam better hope Dr. Seuss is a real doctor.
Dynasty Penguin's Papa Smurf did what any rational Smurf would.
Like his pokéballs would ever have made it through Customs, nyratk1.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.