This is where I'm supposed to say "someone finally makes Peanuts funny", right, OnionBob?
Pants McShirt's Teletubby wishes this were only a test.
Poo Poo Ta Nah Nah's Marmaduke got what was coming to him.
And Heathcliff really, really had that one coming, LockJawSaga.
I guess Lightning McQueen's dreams of becoming a middle-aged man's prized distraction will never be realized, huh Oxidizing Material?
Her and everyone else stuck in the working world, Rambozo.
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