Dharma Chameleon shows us a Scrooge that isn't so rich he can defy the laws of physics.
Muffins's Tom would rather push around a different mouse to get his rocks off.
Let's hope Red Fructidor's Optimus Prime doesn't give in to road rage...
Nightmirror's Timmy is too spoiled to cut himself like a real emo.
I can hardly bring myself to chuckle at this sobering Macaluso submission.
Nokturne's Eyore evidently just wanted to feel real...
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.