Kampfy's Mickey actually says something you can laugh at.
STINKBAGZ hits the spot with his submission.
Maybe he should have retired to the inside of his doghouse if he were tired of sleeping cold, huh Zork?
That's it for Part I. Turn in in two weeks for the colorful conclusion to this two-apart Goldmine, and take this as your golden opportunity to contribute if you'd like!
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
You've heard of #BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter, but the ancient voice of a mountain offers us the hardest truth of all: #NoLivesMatter. And also some opinions about immigrants.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.