Kampfy's Mickey actually says something you can laugh at.
STINKBAGZ hits the spot with his submission.
Maybe he should have retired to the inside of his doghouse if he were tired of sleeping cold, huh Zork?
That's it for Part I. Turn in in two weeks for the colorful conclusion to this two-apart Goldmine, and take this as your golden opportunity to contribute if you'd like!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.