I like to think that a well-placed Bloc could have saved this wall, Slugnoid.

manga broker's Speedy wasn't quite fast enough, I guess.

In Dexter's defense, Run, it's not every day you get off to such a good start in your Metroid speed runs, right?

MokBa's Tommy find himself in an early domestic pickle (sorry).

For some reason, TheGreenAvenger, I'm gonna go ahead and feel worse for Calvin's son for not having an imagination like his dad's. Yeah, that makes me feel better.

And it's not like MonkeyforaHead's Amy can exactly pull a fast one on the king of speed himself.

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