Ok, so if it wasn't Fatty Joe, who was it?

"allgore" is a crowd-pleaser because he carries a gun.

"allgore" is full of things and only about .34% of them are worthwhile.

"bigfart" lives up to his name, I'll say that much hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hurrr

"dorquemada" is coming to your town.

"dorquemada" has a hard time with words. Words are hard.

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