Hey, I'm really sorry about that whole pie thing, guys. Honestly.
"starkravingnaked" is not, in fact, mad.
"stimpygato" has some fun and educational hobbies involving his testes.
"stimpygato" is full of small rocks that all have large, pouting lips and luxuriously long toenails.
"toiletduk" is either not a duck or he doesn't know how to spell. Perhaps both.
"velvetelvis" wraps up the whole shebang with a whimper.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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