Hey, I'm really sorry about that whole pie thing, guys. Honestly.
"starkravingnaked" is not, in fact, mad.
"stimpygato" has some fun and educational hobbies involving his testes.
"stimpygato" is full of small rocks that all have large, pouting lips and luxuriously long toenails.
"toiletduk" is either not a duck or he doesn't know how to spell. Perhaps both.
"velvetelvis" wraps up the whole shebang with a whimper.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.