Hey, I'm really sorry about that whole pie thing, guys. Honestly.

"starkravingnaked" is not, in fact, mad.

"stimpygato" has some fun and educational hobbies involving his testes.

"stimpygato" is full of small rocks that all have large, pouting lips and luxuriously long toenails.

"toiletduk" is either not a duck or he doesn't know how to spell. Perhaps both.

"velvetelvis" wraps up the whole shebang with a whimper.

– Emily "Integral" Reigel

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