Hey, I'm really sorry about that whole pie thing, guys. Honestly.
"starkravingnaked" is not, in fact, mad.
"stimpygato" has some fun and educational hobbies involving his testes.
"stimpygato" is full of small rocks that all have large, pouting lips and luxuriously long toenails.
"toiletduk" is either not a duck or he doesn't know how to spell. Perhaps both.
"velvetelvis" wraps up the whole shebang with a whimper.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
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