Oh. It was me. Sorry. I eat a lot of meat pies and I suppose that I just forgot about eating this one.
"moncoeur" is actually a doll that looks like a clown with arms made of two very small John Maddens.
"mynie" used to be funny... until the accident.
"residentearth" needs a good smack in the kidneys.
"scrutinizer" never passed the 4th grade, poor guy.
"slugworth" wants to be a cable television installation expert when he grows up. Go for it, kiddo!
The perfect addition to my living room. The hardy resin exterior is fantastic, because I can just hose it down to remove all the raccoon dung that tends to accumulate.
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
There's a new Tony Hawk game in town, and it has projectiles. ...?
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