Oh. It was me. Sorry. I eat a lot of meat pies and I suppose that I just forgot about eating this one.
"moncoeur" is actually a doll that looks like a clown with arms made of two very small John Maddens.
"mynie" used to be funny... until the accident.
"residentearth" needs a good smack in the kidneys.
"scrutinizer" never passed the 4th grade, poor guy.
"slugworth" wants to be a cable television installation expert when he grows up. Go for it, kiddo!
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