ryanbruce sees the clock and thinks, "hey, Big Ben needs to fucking shave already."
Shmorky has the results of your tests: the baby will be stupid.
Shmorky lends some excitement to the otherwise boring sport of basketball.
StarkRavingMad is fussy because he made a lousy dictator.
SymfonyMan has trouble with toddlers as well. Fortunately, he's got the Gold Tooth of Wisdom to solve his problems.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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