ryanbruce sees the clock and thinks, "hey, Big Ben needs to fucking shave already."
Shmorky has the results of your tests: the baby will be stupid.
Shmorky lends some excitement to the otherwise boring sport of basketball.
StarkRavingMad is fussy because he made a lousy dictator.
SymfonyMan has trouble with toddlers as well. Fortunately, he's got the Gold Tooth of Wisdom to solve his problems.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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