ryanbruce sees the clock and thinks, "hey, Big Ben needs to fucking shave already."
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StarkRavingMad is fussy because he made a lousy dictator.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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