ryanbruce sees the clock and thinks, "hey, Big Ben needs to fucking shave already."
Shmorky has the results of your tests: the baby will be stupid.
Shmorky lends some excitement to the otherwise boring sport of basketball.
StarkRavingMad is fussy because he made a lousy dictator.
SymfonyMan has trouble with toddlers as well. Fortunately, he's got the Gold Tooth of Wisdom to solve his problems.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.