ryanbruce sees the clock and thinks, "hey, Big Ben needs to fucking shave already."
Shmorky has the results of your tests: the baby will be stupid.
Shmorky lends some excitement to the otherwise boring sport of basketball.
StarkRavingMad is fussy because he made a lousy dictator.
SymfonyMan has trouble with toddlers as well. Fortunately, he's got the Gold Tooth of Wisdom to solve his problems.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.