NoneMoreNegative demonstrates how out-of-hand America's obsession with young actresses can get.

Old Grendel will have until 10 before I declare that his cutting and pasting skill needs some work.

pikacheney gives a star-studded performance in "Fat Bitch, Blue Muu Muu, Disappearing Cake: The Movie."

Retarded Pimp declares that dinner is ready. I won't argue since he is retarded and a pimp after all.

rivetz either thinks people are really tiny or he's got on his goofy goggles.

rivetz contributes again with God only knows what.

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