TACD found a nightclub I definitely want to avoid.

thebadfish discovered that surprises and fire don't mix well.

verylisa noticed a few bathing beauties are up the creek without a paddle.


Well that's all for this week's glorious Goldmine, folks! If you'd like to join the Photoshopping extravaganza, make sure to post your own wonderful entries on the SA Forums, where wonder meets whimsy and nothing is at what it seems... OR IS IT?

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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